London Cocktail Club - Christmas Edition

THE BAD SANTA PARTY -   Have you been naughty or nice? WHO CARES. Whichever you are, head down to LCC Shoreditch on Friday December 11th, sit on Santa's lap and have a proper crimbo. Expect tasty Tia Maria cocktails flowing, OTT Christmas decorations and a bad ass ghetto grotto with a real life Santa dishing out shots. Christmas is HERE and LCC f*cking love it. Walk down the red carpet, pull under the mistletoe (hoe hoe hoe) and get a round in. Merry Christmas you party people! BAD SANTA JOKES: Who needs chat up lines when you've got dirty Christmas jokes?! --- Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was expecting a screamer or a moaner. --- Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because Mrs Claus told him he'd never get in the back door. --- Why does Santa land on the roof? Because he likes it on top. Think you can do better? Tweet us your best ones at @LDNCocktailClub

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NEW YEAR'S EVE AT LCC! NEW YEAR’S EVE IS NEARLY HERE AGAIN! So why not celebrate in true LCC style? Choose between not one, not two, but SIX parties! The questions is, which one has your name on it?! Oxford Circus - Bear Grooves -  We're taking you back to a time where flares and shiny balls were acceptable. So don your afro and ‘get down on it’ at our 70s disco. Shoreditch - LCC Rocktail Festival -  Who said festivals had to be in the summer?! Come to our LCC festival with a live rock band, face painters and no mud in sight… WINNING! Shaftesbury Avenue - Millennium Mayhem -  Feel free to squeeze back into your prom dress and party like it’s 1999. Your favourite 90's anthems will be blaring all over again. Islington - The Candy Shop -  Forget 50 Cent, Willy Wonka will host this surreal playground of chocolate cocktail fountains, Oompa Loompas and candy trees. Goodge Street - Hip Hop -  Act like Kesha and wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy. Don some hip hop celeb fancy dress and bring in the new year to some bad ass beats. Covent Garden - James Bond - Come dressed to kill and party into the early hours. Flutter your cash at our ground floor casino, whilst our Bond Girls performing Bond anthems flutter their eyes at you.    Earlybird tickets £15 and available on DESIGN MY NIGHT. Don’t miss out!

CHRISTMAS ROCKAOKE - December 10th You know the drill... Live rock band at LCC Shoreditch, JD cocktails and YOUR VOCALS. However, December 10th gets a Chistmas makeover. Come down, raid the Christmas outfit props and sing your favourite Christmas hit with a rock twist. BRING IT.

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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!! Here at LCC we bloody LOVE December. Why? Because it's acceptable to go out and party every night of the week. No guilt, no shame. JUST OUR CUP OF TEA. .......or coffee in LCC's case, cos this month our cocktail of the month is with TIA MARIA. We'll sleep when we're dead, right?!

COCKTAIL OF THE MONTH: 'The Hot Coffee Todday" £10 We'll see your Starbucks Christmas cups and raise you LCC Christmas cups.. booze included! Tia Maria, Glenfiddich 12, honey water, orange bitters, coffee mix and hot water. Served with a Quality Street.